NICE JOKE :)

A little old lady went into the Bank of
America one day carrying a bag of
money. She insists that she must speak
with the President of the bank to open
a savings account because it's a lot of
money. They finally get her into the
president's office and he asks her how
much she would like to deposit. She
says she has $165,000 and then
dumps it out of the bag onto his desk.

The president was surprised and of
course curious as to how she came by
all this cash, so he asks her. The old
lady says, "I make bets."
The president replies, "Bets? What kind
of bets?" and she says, "For example, I'll
bet you $25,000 that your balls are
square."
"Ha!" says the president,
"That's a stupid bet, you can never
win that kind of bet." The old lady
says, "So, would you like to take my bet?"
"Sure," says the president, "I'll bet
$25,000 that my
balls are not square!" The little old
lady says, "OK, but since there is a lot
of money involved is it OK with you if I
bring my lawyer with me tomorrow
at 10:00 AM to witness?" "Sure," says
the president. That night the president
got very
nervous about the
bet and spent a long time in front of
a mirror checking his balls, turning
from side to side, again and again,
thoroughly checking them out until he was
sure that there is no way his balls
are square and that he will win the
bet. The next morning at 10 AM the little
old lady appears with her lawyer at
the president's office. She introduces
the lawyer to the president and
repeats the bet, that $25,000 says the
president's balls are square. The
president agrees with the bet
again and the old lady asks him to
drop his pants so they can see. The
president does this. The little old lady
looks closely at his balls and then
asks if she can feel them. "Well, OK" says
the president, "$25 000
is a lot of
money, so I guess you should be
absolutely sure." Then he notices that
the lawyer is quietly banging his
head against the wall and he asks the old
lady, "What
is wrong with your lawyer?" She
replies, "Nothing, except I bet him
$100,000 that
by 10 AM today I'd have The Bank of
America's president's balls in my hands!"