TELEPHONE BILL

●► Phone Bill ●►

The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting.

Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.

Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone

Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile

Maid: So what is the problem? We all use our work telephones.

ROBOT

●► One day Kyle’s dad brought home a robot. The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face.
Kyle returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, ‘Son why are you late from school?’ Kyle answered, ‘Dad, we had extra classes today’. Much to his astonishment the robot jumped up and slapped Kyle on his face.

His dad told him, ‘Son this rob

ot is special in that it can detect a lie and will then slap the person who lied. Now come on tell me the truth. Why are you late?’ ‘Dad, I went to a movie’ ‘Which movie?’ ‘The Ten Commandments’ Immediately, Kyle got a slap on the face from the ! robot. ‘Sorry Dad, I went to see the movie Sex Queen’.

‘Shame on you son, when I was your age I never watched obscene movies or misbehaved’ Immediately, the dad gets a tight slap on the face from the robot.

Hearing the last sentence, Kyle’s mother comes walking out of the kitchen and sarcastically says to her husband, ‘After all he is YOUR son!!!’ To which the robot steps up and gives Kyle’s mother a resounding slap on her face!

Conversation between Toothbrush & Tissue papers...

:) TELEPHONE

--: Nobody uses home phone :--

The phone bill was exceptionally high.. Man called a family meeting to discuss.

Dad: "this is unacceptable. I don't use home phone, i use my work phone".

Mum: "Me too. I hardly use home phone."

Son: i use my office mobile i never use the home phone.

Al of them shocked n together look at the maid who's patiently listening to them

Maid: "wat? So v all use our work phones. Wats da Big deal?:-P