SEXY JOKE

A beautiful young girl went into a shop. The young shopkeeper 

smiled licking hz lips. Then an ugly wrinkled old man enterd. 

The girl asked: how much iz dis cloth, pliz? Shopkeeper: 

1 kiss per metre. How many metres? Girl: 10 metres. 

Uwil be paid. The keeper measured and gave the cloth 

2d girl smiling 4d payment 2b made. De girl took it and

 pointed @ the old granny. Girl: my grandfather wil pay.