JOKE ON KISS

A beautiful young girl went into a shop.

 The young shopkeeper smiled licking 

hz lips. Then an ugly wrinkled old man 

enterd. The girl asked: how much iz dis 

cloth, pliz? Shopkeeper: 1 kiss per metre. 

How many metres? Girl: 10 metres. Uwil be

 paid. The keeper measured and gave the 

 cloth 2d girl smiling 4d payment 2b made.

 De girl took it and pointed @ the old granny. 

Girl: my grandfather wil pay.