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Monday 26 November 2012

HUSBAND AND WIFE

HUSBAND AND WIFE
A husband and wife are campaigning for a friend who is contesting the local
elections. They both become so busy that they do not think of anything else
but about the elections, so much so, that they communicate about everything
in political language.
One night the husband wants to have sex desperately, but seeing the wife
busy doing some work, goes to her and says, "I would like to put my
candidat

e in your legislature."
The wife, not realizing this was meant for something else, without raising
her head says, "Our party is not going to accept this."
The husband is disappointed but he goes to sleep.
After some time the wife realizes what the husband meant, so she wakes him
up and tells him, "Darling, now you can put your candidate in my
legislature."
The husband replied, "Sorry, I cannotdo that. My candidate stood
independent and lost his deposit

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