BREAKFAST AT HOTEL

A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head 
waiter one morning and said with a wonderful and cheerful smile.
"Good Morning sir. What a wonderful morning. I'd like two boiled 
eggs, one of them so under cooked it's runny, and the other so over
 cooked it's tough and hard to eat. Also, grilled bacon that has been
 left out so it gets a bit on the cold side; burnt toast that crumbles

away as soon as you touch it with a knife; butter straight from the

 deep freeze so that it's impossible to spread; and a pot of very weak 

coffee, lukewarm."
"That's a complicated order sir," said the bewildered waiter. "It might

 be quite difficult."
The guest replied, "Oh? I don't understand -- that's what I got yesterday!"