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At dinner, a little boy Pololo was ordered to lead in prayer.
Pololo: But I don't know what to pray?
Pastor Libanzi Ndleleni: Just pray for your family members.
Pololo: "Dear Lord," he started,"thank u for giving me such 

lovely parents. Thanks for our visitors and their children, 

who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless dem so 

dat they won't come again. Forgive our neighbor's son, 

who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her 

on her bed. This coming Xmas, pls send clothes to all those 

poor naked ladies on my daddy's blackberry and provide 

shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work,AMEN!