FUNNY MEDICAL CHECK UP

Albert goes for his medical check-up.

Nurse: Name please?

Albert: Albert .

Nurse: S*x?

Albert: Yes. Three to five times a week.

Nurse: No, no... I mean, male or female?

Albert: Both male and female. And, sometimes with camel.

Nurse: Holy cow!

Albert: Yes, I did one time with a cow, too.

Nurse: But isn't that hostile?

Albert: Horse style, doggy style, any style!

Nurse: Oh dear!

Albert: No, no! No Deer... Deer runs too fast! :D