PRETTY WOMEN

A man & a pretty woman who
had never met before found
themselves sharing a sleeping
compartment on a train.
The man on the top bunk & the
lady on the bottom bunk.
During the night, man woke &
asked "sorry to bother u but
would u reach into the closet to
get me a 2nd blanket, i'm

freezing!"

"I've a better idea" she replied,

"y don't we pretend we are

married?"

"wow what a great idea!" he

said.

"good" she said, "get ur own

blanket you lazy bastard!