A pilot was transporting a bunch of madmen from Lagos to a psychiatric facility in Johannesburg, South Africa.
The madmen were making noise.
So, one of them entered the Pilot’s Cabin;
MADMAN : Teach me how to fly a plane!
PILOT : I would, but under one condition.
MADMAN : What ?
PILOT : If you can get your colleagues to keep quiet.
(5 minutes later, the plane was very quiet!
PILOT : Wow!! How did you get them to keep quiet ?
MADMAN : I opened the door and asked them to go and play outside!!
The madmen were making noise.
So, one of them entered the Pilot’s Cabin;
MADMAN : Teach me how to fly a plane!
PILOT : I would, but under one condition.
MADMAN : What ?
PILOT : If you can get your colleagues to keep quiet.
(5 minutes later, the plane was very quiet!
PILOT : Wow!! How did you get them to keep quiet ?
MADMAN : I opened the door and asked them to go and play outside!!
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