A SOUTH AFRICAN LADY

A south african lady took a tour to nigeria while she was there

 for about 2 day she got herself a man.the man decided to take

 her out they went to a pub where they got something to eat and

 drink but the lady was so amazed that the plates and glass they 

were using were so big and asked the man 'why are the plates

 and glasses so big' the man told everything is big in nigeria.they 

went to the hotel to rest when they got there the woman saw that 

the bed was so big and asked and the man gave her the same 

answer,when the started to make love the man said 'haw babie

 you never told me you from nigeria.