FUNNY WIFE,HUSBAND AND TEH GARDENER

Wife: Can You Help Me In
Garden.. ??
Husband: What Do You Think, I'm
Gardener.. ??
Wife: Can You Fix Door Handle.. ??

Husband: What Do You Think, I'm A
Carpenter?
In The Evening When Husband
Came From The Work He Saw
Everything Has Been Fixed..!!

He Asked: Who Fixed This?
Wife: Our Neighbourer But He
Gave Me 2 Options..!!
Either I Should Give Him Burger Or
have Sex with him ..!!
Husband: I'm Sure You Must Have
Given A Burger..
Wife: What Do You Think, I'm
Mc'Donalds ?;-) :-